PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. A